Me (referring to karate): Do you have a black belt?
My Gay Best Friend: In karate or like as an accessory?
My Gay Best Friend (on Britney Spears’ new single): I heard it on Perez and didn’t fall in love. But I’m gay so I guess I have to.
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The Dream Team
My Gay Best Friend (while playing with my hair): Why don’t you ever do anything with your hair?
Me: I don’t even know how to braid my hair.
My Gay Best Friend: Oh my God, it’s a gay man’s worst nightmare.
After watching the scene from Scott Pilgrim, where he defeats the evil ex-girlfriend by poking the back of her knee
My Gay Best Friend: …and now I’m afraid of girl’s knees.
My Gay Best Friend: Coz… female orgasms… *shudders*
Me: And now you associate the two?
My Gay Best Friend: Yes.
Me: You know that isn’t actually how it works…
My Gay Best Friend: I don’t wanna know! And get your knee away from me!
My Gay Best Friend: Omg this shit is hilarious. It makes me want to go out and make fun of people.
My Best Friend: Why? Making fun of people is mean.
My Gay Best Friend: Only if you say it to their face, besides its called constructive criticism and I got made fun of all the time now look at me, I’m a bad bitch!
My Best Friend: Making fun of someone is NOT constructive criticism. It’s plain mean.
MY Gay Best Friend: And that’s why you’re not gay- because we can make getting made fun of sound like a good thing.
Gay Best Friend 1: You know… you’re just a lesbian in progress.
Gay Best Friends 2 and 3: Yeah, I can see it, too.
Me:..The flannel gives it away, huh?
My Gay Best Friend (After seeing his own reflection in a window): Wow, for a second I was like, ‘Who is that cute boy?’ Then I realized, ‘Oh! Ha! That’s me!’
My Gay Best Friend: When i see a superman symbol i think of Jesus, not Jesus from the bible, Jesus from Godspell. It is quite apparent I am gay.
My Gay Best Friend: Today I bought Beyonce’s I Am…Sasha Fierce and a Devil Wears Prada/27 Dresses Combo DVD. I am not straight.