Shit My Gay Best Friend Says!

My Gay Best Friend: Omg this shit is hilarious. It makes me want to go out and make fun of people.

My Best Friend: Why? Making fun of people is mean.

My Gay Best Friend: Only if you say it to their face, besides its called constructive criticism and I got made fun of all the time now look at me, I’m a bad bitch!

My Best Friend: Making fun of someone is NOT constructive criticism. It’s plain mean.

MY Gay Best Friend: And that’s why you’re not gay- because we can make getting made fun of sound like a good thing.